You got boob glitter all over my face

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this blog has been dead for a while. Life changes and motivations change. I no longer feel the need to share what is going on, and I definitely dont have time to write regularly.

Thanks to those that have read and given me support through the years. I definitely couldnt have made it where I am today without you. I truly believe that life is what you make of it, and its time to go do just that. I wish you all the best in life. Bye.

-Alex

Life is sweet

I passed. What a freaking relief. And Randell is out of the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. What a great day.

Get better Randall

Randall was assaulted a month ago in Washington DC. There were a few weeks when we thought we were going to lose the big guy. Lets all wish Snowball a fast and complete recovery.

Done and Done

The exam was everything i thought it would be. The esssays went well and the mbe had its ups and downs. Overall the mbe was about what I expected. Congrats to all that made it through the last 3+ years. Enjoy the time off until the results. Im off to europe until mid september. Leave some love if you like.

Bon Chance

Good luck tomorrow everybody. Lets make the last three point five years of hell worth it.

frikinscrewde

A swedish word, adjective and noun, most commonly used when famous furniture maker IKEA and the National Conference of Bar Examiners collude to have a grand opening of an IKEA store at 6am- right across the street from where the bar exam is being administered.

Rhetoric

Is it even possible to want to practice law after studying for the bar?

PMBarbri

There seems to be a big dichotomy between Barbri and PMBR. Barbri takes the easy route and tells you that if you just "stick with it" you will pass. PMBR, on the other hand, tells you that if you dont do 1500 multiple choice problems before the bar exam, you're probably gonna fail. This makes for some very uneven moods. Some days I feel great about the exam, others i feel like i know nothing. Hopefully, in one week from Wednesday I will have done all the studying I need to do for the rest of my life.

There isnt anything interesting about studying for the bar. Its like studying for 14 final exams all at once, only the exams arent spaced out and an even bigger part of your life depends on your performance.

I've been putting the pressure to good use and its been paying off. I still have a long way to go and hope that my studies keep progressing over the next few weeks.

ooh the irony

"I better learn to IRAC or I'll be going to Iraq." -Classmate that will be facing active duty in the Army if he doesnt pass the bar.

Yes, I am extremely caffeinated.

The bar exam is in exactly one month from today. My mental toughness has been fluctuating dramatically lately. Some days I feel completely burnt out, others I readily see how far i've come with the studying and I feel energized. On the days I feel refreshed, nothing will get in my way from owning this test. There's a ton riding on it and im using that as fuel. The people getting negative about it, and there are a ton, wont have a place in my life during the month of July.

I came to law school with an opportunity to make my life better, and I already see the compliments it has paid me. Time to finish the task. Keep your heads up. The prize is is sight.

Creepy

I just got this program that tracks who looks at your myspace profile. All I can say is wow.

Explain it to a 5 year old

In law school they always said you had to explain your answers as if you were talking to a 5 year old. Thats fine and dandy except the Bar examiners apparently dumb the level down even further. They want you to explain yourself as if you are talking to a barely conscious somewhat literate baby. These essays suck.

Le piggeez and ze truffles

Apparently, imputing unchastity to a woman is slander per se. I would like to be the first one to point out that imputing unchastity to a man is also offensive. Even more so when there isnt another guy to give you a high five after someone calls you a slut. Oink.

An exercise in futility

I find it funny that Barbri employs some of these professors to lecture us. Ostensibly, these teachers are here because they are the best at what they do and Barbri is paying them top notch money to give up their summer vacations (or whatever it is those soulsucking professors do in the off months) and lecture our pathetic asses. So far, the professors have been excellent, that is until today. The professor literally read the entire outline to the class. Slowly. What would have taken me an hour on my own actually took 2.34 when I, and most of the class, decided to walk out. Take that Barbri. I cant wait to get my weekly evaluation. I've been looking for an excuse to break out my new red pen.

How pathetic the life of a bar prepper is.

If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

Im scared. Not scared because I cant do it, but scared because there is so much to be done. July is going to be busy. Probably the busiest month of my life, and that is a lot considering I worked 30 hours a week while taking a full load of classes and writing a 30 page graduation paper. Im just saying. Busy.

i only did one question and i got it wrong

Averaging about 36% correct on Torts introductory problems. So tell me who's having the worse day- me or Paris?

Louisville slugger to both head lights

When inquiring into the authenticity of a girl's amazing blue eyes, the prudent man should wisely note that asking her if "they're real" will only offend her and the doctor that implanted her fake breasts.

you better axe somebody

armadillos from texas listen to rap while eating tacos. That will be $2k please.

randomonium

The dust has settled and I have nothing to say. Sure, I have a ton I want to say, but prudence tells me this is not the forum. Bar study sucks but there really is no other option. I want to pass and several people's livelihoods depend on me passing. People at school are already turning into dipshits, or must have seen my "I love dipshits so please talk to me" t-shirt. What have you been studying? How many practice questions did you do last night? Inevitably, any amount of avoidance techniques are usually followed up by the dipshits sharing how many questions they did. I find it best to ignore them entirely or lie egregiously about how many problems you worked on. For example, when asked this morning I responded with 300. Its a nice round number. I did 300 fucking problems dude. That usually shuts them up. Becuase no one wants to share that they did 80, which incidentally, is pretty fucking impressive beacuse the questions are so numbing.

I actually sat in Starbucks and stared at one question for 11 minutes. Eleven. Half an Entourage episode. For one question. And in case you were wondering, i got it wrong. July 29.

Barbri Streisand

Apparently Barbri's Essay Workshop isnt an "Essay Workshop".

Best analogy for law school and legal practice i've heard so far.

Law school is a pie eating contest and the grand prize is more pie.

Vrai

Life is beautiful. I have to go listen to boring speakers talk about how this new batch of lawyers is going to do good for society. graduation speeches suck. no matter how compelling the speaker is, inevitably they will make the fatal speech mistake. They will over-compliment the graduates. Tell them they all will have jobs at fancy firms with fancy billing requirements. This is the point where our BS meters hit the red zone and apathy becomes the drug of choice among the students. Pan into the sea of graduates, most looking like haggard, on the clearance rack, older versions of themselves. Wiser? Maybe. But you didnt need the last few years to teach you that all you needed to start a greath path for yourself was some persistence. So many have given up, destined to become grinders chipping away at their soul everday. The pieces broken off never grow back. Time renders everything moot at some point but it would be nice to do this thing the right way the first time. A way to make each and every day the best in can be, in ways that will impact the things that matter; the people around you. Get off your ass and make life great.

Im a doctor

Its official. I passed all my classes.

I'm just for looking at

I said it before and I'll say it again. I need a sugar momma. Not for just for the sake of being able to tell people that I am arm candy, but I really need 15k. Bad. Any suggestions?

Interrupted

Today could have been one of the greatest days ever. The last few weeks are proof that even the best laid plans can go awry. I will make do, but even better I will try to find a way to be happy again. Hope life is treating you good...

Fin

By the time you read this, I will be done with law school. Thanks for the support everyone.

When you look good you feel good...

Our cap and gowns are a joke. Actually they are much worse than a joke. They are downright an embarrassment to all that is right in the world. The cap resembles a beret with stop sign on top complete with a tacky gold tassle that is so short it looks more like a ribbon. The gown is oversized and the sleeves are 2 feet in circumference. Essentially, you could fit five or six arms in the sleeve (giggity giggity). The coup de gras is the purple stripes and ruffles around the shoulders.

After trying the ensemble on for my roommate and his girlfriend, I was met with 10 minutes of laughter. Why must the culmination of my law school career end with such humility? Togas would be less tacky.

finishing up

I'm studying the next few days for my Secured Trans exam on Friday. I really want the test to be over with, but there's a small part of me that will miss this experience. Maybe not the hellish hours, or the boring material, but the overall experience has been enjoyable for me. Knowing that I only have a few days left of this is keeping me here at the library.

The beginning of the end

Two finals down. Wills and Trusts was not particularly pleasant, but most of my fellow students walked out of that exam clueless like me. Trademark was ridiculous, just like the professor's lectures. To call the exam time pressured would be like calling Paris Hilton flirty. It just doesnt do the phrase justice. I barely finished, and mostly because i am good about getting to every issue rather than going into a few in much detail.

Now the only thing that stands between me and my diploma is Secured Transactions. Its fitting that my last final of law school is in a dreaded UCC class. Regardless, it must be done.

On the horizon is all the planning for the firm and my europe trip. And there is also that little exam in July that apparently i have to take. Still, much needs to be done. But somehow law school teaches you that unless you are studying, you really arent that busy. Or so it seems.

Anyway, this post signals the beginning of the end. I've been considering killing this blog for a while now. There are just too many things on here i no longer wish to share with some people. I dont know when im taking this sucker offline. Maybe a day, maybe a month. Thinking about starting another blog...

True Love Waits...

until finals are over to get over this horrible caffeine addiction. What a headache.

You cant take our dreams from us, cuz we're sleeping when we have them

I can't stand smug hippies. Especially smug hippies who drive volvos with biodiesel stickers on them. Yesterday, a good friend of mine informed me that biodiesel is actually just a variation of regular diesel and that people are hyping it because its trendy. Upon further examination, it turns out he's correct. Those holier-than-thou hippies can kiss my ass. And then make my latte.

Cinco de mayonaise

You want annoying? I'll give you annoying. As im getting dressed yesterday morning, I turn on the news to check and see whether my pirate pants and bandanna are going to be enough to keep me warm throughout the day. Instead of the usual display of fender benders and predictions of rain, the TV was filthy with Jared from Subway. Not a commercial. An interview with Jared "im famous for the wrongest of reasons" Subway. Apparently he was in town hocking Subway's new "tastes and looks like shit sandwiches". I couldnt turn off the TV fast enough.

Later, as i drive home from school, i turn on my favorite radio station, ready to rock out to the greatest hits of the 80's, 90's and more! The phrase "Serenity now!" didnt do the moment justice. They were interviewing that stupid fuck again. 8 fucking great subs under 6 grams of fat. A sandwich interview on a fucking radio station?!!???

This world is going to shit. And fast.

Little Giants

The Golden State Warriors are my heroes this year. The 8th seed facing the 1st seed Mavericks, the Warriors have taken a 3-1 lead in the series and look poised to advance. Undersized and often outmatched, they make up for their deficiencies with hustle. That is admirable in its own right.

Spongebob No pants

The biggest fear I have about practicing on my own straight out of law school is the lack of practical knowledge i have. This is a very controversial area of law academia right now. For some reason the schools have mounted a fairly successful defense against teaching law students practical skills that might enable them to practice straight after the bar. While practical curriculum is being taught at more schools each year, the emphasis remains on theory. In fact, the only schools emphasizing practical experience are poorly ranked which doesnt make the least bit of sense.

The solution: either make practical courses 30-50% of the curriculum or allow students to gain practical experience during the school year in addition to the jobs and externships they take as a matter of course.

Query

Is getting caught reading your own blog the same as when a celebrity gets caught reading tabloids about themselves?

Dont mess with a Sicilian when death is on the line

I am done with law school classes forever. People keep asking me how it feels. There's really only one way to describe it. Like warm apple pie.

When i get that feeling...

Today is my last law school class ever. I'm kinda happy about that. Three years of hard work and im finally closer to achieving my goals. While the tension around the library has been rising considerably, I have been lucky to surround myself with the less stressed out students. Yesterday, a student turned the ringer on his cell phone on high and put his phone in another student's backpack. Then the student had someone call his phone. You can imagine the embarassment of the other student when the silence of the library was pierced by the sweet lyrics to sexual healing. The entire library broke out in applause. Yeah, its the little things that count.

cojones

Today, my business partner and I decided we are defintely starting our own firm. Now to the big decisions. Hot secretary or not?

McCreeperson

I love how the creepy guys have made practically every woman incapable of making eye contact in public places. Initially i thought that reaction was unfounded and extreme. Then I had a dude look at me like i was the last filet mignon at Ruth Chris' on a Saturday night. Now i completely understand.

Random

I've thought long and hard about this. Right now I'm 75% sure that im going to start up a small partnership after law school and give it a go. I'm a businessman at heart and dont like waiting to be spoon fed my miserable assignments, which seems to be the type of work any associate gets at a firm. This isnt a case of the grass being greener, its a case of logic. If im going to put in long hours, I want them to be for myself. Sure, there are risks. Many of them, in fact. I'm probably going to have to take out another loan to cover the start up costs. I dont have any clients. Yet. I do, however, have unbridled ambition that has found its proper calling.

I might fail, but it wont be for a lack of trying. And either way, I will look forward to getting up in the morning and going to work, something most people will never say in their lifetime.

Numb

I have mixed feelings about showing the Virginia Tech Killer's video on the news. On one hand, the public has the right to know what's going on. On the other, society also has an interest in deterring notorious crimes. Would the same number of crimes such as these happen if the killer's knew they wouldnt get any airtime?

Get your F'ing eyes checked.

So apparently the ammunition belt was actually a belt made to look like ammunition. They locked down the school for this. Quite crappily i might add.

In other news, a man dressed in a tuxedo t-shirt was allowed entrance to the school's formal-attire-only judicial library.

Guns without Roses

I dont have time to write a post that does the recent tradgedy in Virginia justice. I do, however, want to stimulate some conversation on gun laws and protection in the US.

One on hand, countries that ban guns entirely have a lot less violence. Look at Japan, they've had 50 shootings in one year. 50! There's more than fifty in Portland a month.

On the other hand, the constitution grants Americans the right to bear arms.

So where is the middle ground?

You have to fight fire with fire if you plan on winning. People need to be educated and trained on the proper use of guns. This would reduce the stigma attached to gun ownership and encourage honest, law abiding citizens to carry heat.

Also, institutions that have thousands of people, such as universities, need to have more properly trained armed people on campus. We need more security guards by the hundreds. The schools CAN afford this. If the mall can, a private school charging 30k in tuition can. Public schools can get funding as well. The money isnt the issue though. Americans dont like to admit that we are weak.

Criminals carry guns and frequently use them. So why not the general public? Think about it.

Sleep

Where are you?

Inspirational quote of the week

"It's hard for optimists to look smart, because pessimists have so much evidence on their side." -unknown

Hat tip to LAP.

You're just a widdle guy

There's a new public service campaign asking parents to ensure their kids sit in a child's car seat until they're 4'9''. Wow. That would have been 8th grade for me. Maybe kids these days do have it rough...

The irony is that his hair is really F'ing bad.

The whole Imus controversy is sad. Not so much for him, or even the women of the Rutgers basketball team. The real losers in the situation are the beneficiaries of the various charities Imus conducted. A good example of losing the forest in the trees. Think about it.

At last, At last

After three months and a lot of grief, ive finally finished by graduation paper. It was so big in fact that I couldnt slip it under my teacher's door to turn it in, proving that size really does matter.

Its not a pie hole

You Are a Glazed Donut

Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that. You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness. Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you. And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten.

What Donut Are You?

The Fuzz

Policeman testifies in court............

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

Naughty

Am I the only one whose been spammed on myspace all day? Or is today National tell random people you have a webcam and you think they'd like it day?

If your gonna mess with the king's queens, you better watch your Ace, Jack.

Two days in a row I have awoken from the same dream only to find that I have one minute before my alarm clock goes off. Coupled with the fact that it is nice outside and im sitting in class right now and im plum for the picking.

To top it off, my horoscope (sent from a friend, because real men dont check their horoscopes) is pretty harsh today.

"Saggitarius: You may be hard and cold when it comes to the facts, dear Sagittarius. You may come across as tough and rather harsh, but in reality, this is often just a mask to hide your sensitive insides. Perhaps you are actually insecure about what you feel and how you express yourself. People may never know this about you because you are so good at showing only the strong-willed, electric side of your personality. Be careful of being too stingy of yourself with others."

Ouch. Its pretty much true. And for the record, i wont be stingy with others if they pay for my time.

PS. happy birthday Marissa.

Tuesdays are for lovers

For those people that have lost complete faith in the government, consider that the FCC just declined the request to allow cell phone use on planes. Perhaps the FCC should be in charge of this country.

Roo-fie-O!

Reason #1,392 I will never move to Philadelphia: When intoxicated and ordering a philly cheese steak sandwich, my selection of "the wiz" on my sandwich was apparently not what I thought it was. Perhaps a few onions, maybe a smidge of some peppers like the city of Brotherly Love is known for was in order.

No sir, in the alternate city of brotherly love (SF), there was no abundance of "the works" this guy thought he was ordering. I would have even been amused if the place hired a midget to pee on my sandwich, thus making my sandwich's name all the more relevant. Much to my chagrin, however, and only after I had devoured the footlong, did i come to find out that the gelatinous mucous-like coating on the meat was in fact, cheez wiz. The more you know...

She's got a ticket to ride

Break was good. Too much stuff to tell here. Here's an issue heavily debated among law students. When does a law student become a lawyer? Upon law school graduation or after passing the bar? Discuss.

28 going on 20

Turned in my bar application. Finishing up a paper then taking the week off to relax. Expect no posts, that way if you get one you'll be happier than shit. See you in a week.

Stankalicious

People need better self-breath perception. To me there is nothing worse than sitting next to someone in class that is breathing fire and talking your ear off. You know its bad when they yawn and five seconds later you get a tidal wave of stank. Fucking altoids people.

usted es apuro

This is what i dream about.

The leprechaun is wearing a sombrero

Yours truly strolled into the Adidas factory store looking for a green soccer jersey to wear to the St. Patty's day celebrations Saturday night. Unbeknownst to me, the jersey i bought was actually for a Mexican soccer team, not an Irish team. That night, I wasnt at the pub 8 minutes before some chump went Britney avec l'umbrella on me. Hilarity ensued.

Anonymous Stalker

I used to think you were someone outside of my law school, perhaps even female. Now I just think you are a buddy of mine playing a ridiculously long joke on me. Either way, its time you reveal yourself.

Throwing stones, but from a plexi-glass house..

One luxury of blogging is answering to the haters. Im talking about the people with their PHD's whose shallow existence revolves around exchanging barbs over the internet. Get a fucking life people.

No soup for you

What is the deal with the government imposing daylight savings time early this year? Since when is the earth's position in the universe a choice? Why cant we just eliminate news coverage of Britney Spears instead? Who else is not sleeping well besides me? Who is sick of my questions? How bout i use an exclamation point instead! All i want is some sleep!

I heart predictive text

Predictive texting is the primary reason men and women ineffectively communicate. Take, for example, a text I sent to a female friend yesterday. I was trying to text "Cant come over, working on my motorcyle and drinking beer while wearing a leather jacket and tattoing myself". Instead, the damn predictive text monster changed it to "cant wait to come over and watch sex and the city and massage your feet while eating bon bons!!" In case you were wondering, I still wore my leather jacket.

This hypo-glycemic post is brought to you by the number 6, and a helluva lot of caffeine.

Ello Sweethearts

Three times now I have tried writing a post and blogger/my computer keeps closing the window. So instead, you get this picture and a summary of what i already wrote. Law school is almost over. Life is pretty good now. Miserable people annoy me when they dont bother to change their environment. I dont plan as much as i used to. Instead, im flying by the seat of my pants. Except to Europe, where I will be flying on a Jet for the approximate amount of $1200.

Random Friday Musings

Had a great night last night. Started off with a few drinks with some classmates and ended up seeing a midnight showing of "300". Great movie, great cinematography, equally great character development. Not so great was the fact that I had to pee pee the entire movie but was too stubborn to go. If you can get to an IMAX to catch this one, i definitely recommend it.

Also, after my various trips to tattoo parlors and watching miami ink, i have discovered that i really like the art displayed in tattoo shops. The savvy tattoo shops would advertise the art and tie it in with their services. I should have bought that 5ft dragon painting when I saw it.

Timing

As usual, my timing sucks. I am thoroughly sick and tired of law school. I barely manage to stay conscious long enough to take some notes during class, and by take notes, i mean instant message. One small problem, this pobrecito has two months of classes left.

I need to shake this fever. My thirst for something non-law school related is insatiable.

The take over, the break's over

Scratch the patience crap. You want something, you have to work for it. Initially, I didnt think i was up for the challenge but then i got motivated. I know the odds are against me on this one, but that never stopped me before. Heads will roll, mountains will crumble, babies will cry, but more importantly I will know that I tried.

Patience

Sometimes things are simply out of your hands. No amount of effort or pursuit will get you the desired outcome. Sometimes you just have to wait, which is why patience is a virtue.

Pet Peeve #1,334,579

People who text message in all caps. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE YELLING AT ME!

I didnt even cheat and look how it came out...

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/">How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Non-sequitur

I have decided to take the Oregon Bar in July. No specific reason, I just cant find another place that compels me. Thought about Chicago and Seattle, but neither feel right at this point in my life.

This term has been the busiest of law school thus far, with a 30 page term paper, 15 credits, and an almost full time job. The job is treating me well. I am learning alot and my boss is great mentor. I look forward to finishing up school and starting practice.

Lately, I havent had much time for TV, although im guilty of watching Maui Fever and Miami Ink. Planning a Europe trip for after the bar.

Not sure how much longer I plan on continuing this blog. I just dont feel like sharing the details of my life like I used to. Hope everyone is doing well.

my last spring break ever

Where should I go for spring break? Vegas? New York? Anonymous Stalker's house?

You know you're getting old when...

The cast of the Real World is full of people younger than you. I remember when they all seemed like grown ups to me.

Like omg, I'll do anything for beads!

Mardi Gras is uber-lame. Only men without game ask women to show their breasts. Only attention whores show them. And neither are the people you want asking or showing.

You are here

When the pressures of becoming a lawyer become too much, I take comfort in the fact that I can always move to Canada and become a snow bum.

Serenity Now!

Britney shaved her head. This is breaking news because..? The fact that CNN and every other major network is reporting this illustrates the extent to which society has decayed. Does anybody out there actually care about stuff that is relevant, like how the dollar has deteriorated in value over the last few years. Americans dont seem to give a shit about this. Mark my words: In 10 years, China and India will be kicking our asses economically, because we decided that Myspace and Perez Hilton were more important than educating our masses.

That deserted island is looking better day by day.

A rare mushy post for the readers who actually pay for their subscriptions

I used to be a dweller. Whining about how things used to be. Wishing they would return to the way they are permanently frozen in my head. This wasnt healthy. Take control of the things you can change, and let life serve you up the rest. Happiness is not a destination, after all. It's a state of mind, and youre the only one who can change it.

Happy (Insert Made up Corporate Holiday Here)

Happy Valentines Day everybody. Do yourself a favor and carry a spoon all day. It will make gagging at the people in love all that much easier.

Karma

How quick we are to forget that the very way we treat others is exactly how someone down the line will treat us.

LA face with an oakland booty

The trip was fun until we got flagged at the border coming back. Customs agents are probably the most unpleasant people around, notwithstanding law students.

Shove off eh! Club unclefucker in full effiizzle

Its likely that by the time you read this I will be navigating the voluptuous slopes of Whistler, BC. Enjoy work and school bitches..

In Rex we Bust

Either im getting old or marketing companies are failing miserably. I laughed at the Doritos commercial and the ethicnically insensitive Budweiser ad. Other than that, i was sorely dissappointed. Not that i watched the second half or anything. Some of us have to work for a living. We cant all be blog-reading slackers.

Lightning strikes twice

Twice in two years i've caught a law student eating their boogers. Have we so few little food that we must resort to bodily discharge as nourishment?

open letter to the stock market

Dear stock market,

Thank you for killing any hope i had of paying my law school debt down. In fact, with your recent downward spiral I will be lucky to send one of my eleven kids to college. Perhaps the only way you can make this world just again is by reuniting Guns n roses or neutering Paris Hilton. At the very least, give me my money back.

Yours truly,

Broke a$$

Not complaining

I feel oppressed with how much work i have to get done in the next few weeks. Much like the feeling when you realize that the replacement heads for your electric toothbrush are $6 a piece.

Prof Trademark keeps saying "primarily merely" over and over again. Is this not redundant?

Alex 1, pessimists 0

The interview went extremely well today. I was offered and accepted the position on the spot. The four person firm focuses mainly on business and real estate matters, exactly what im looking for. The partner spent almost three hours with me, and at various times, was very forthcoming with compliments regarding my background and credentials. He stressed the variety of work i would receive and for the first time in my student career, someone was actually chasing after me to work for them.

I already received my first project and deadlines and have a ton of work to get done in the next few weeks. It should be challenging to juggle everything considering that i have 15 pages to go on my paper and 5 other demanding classes. Its time to buckle down and get things done.

I got mackdonows, and you aint got none

Me, myself, and I have a job interview at a business firm downtown tomorrow. I'm celebrating. We goin Sizzler!

In Rex we trust

Excuse me for the lack of posts lately. I've been busy having a life. School seems so insignificant these days in light of the job search. Also trying to figure out which bar to take. Oregon or Illinois? Thats like choosing steak OR lobster. Why not both? Maybe I should decide based on who wins the superbowl?

thrice

Bad things happen in threes:

1. I bombed IP.
2. My friend next to me just spilled coffee in class.
3. The prof just said four horrible words. The Rule Against Perpetuities.

You wanted the truth, but you couldnt handle the truth.

Prof Trademark asked for participation this morning. Yours truly gave it to him, with an answer verbatim from my IP class last term. Then, PT had the nerve to tell me i was wrong, without offering any rationale explanation why. Much to my satisfaction, a few other classmates that were in IP chimed in and agreed with me.

Morale of the story: classes at 8am taught by toothless professors are annoying.

Reader's Poll

Which bar do I take?

snow falls, boredom ensues

My classes thus far:

• Secured Transactions: UCC Article 9 and all the other stuff i need to know for the bar. This one should be my hardest this term. If i go. And turn off the internet. And stop text messaging.
• Trademark Law: The teacher unilaterally changed class from 8:30 am to 8. Then he stated that 100 pages of reading a week was barely enough. Subsequently assigned 60-65 per class. TG for case summaries.
• Wills/Trusts: the silvery haired teacher rambles on and on. and on. and on. Surely he must have some type of senility. i hope he has his estate planning in order. The end cant be very far.
• Lawyers in Society: aka recess. aka fun time. We discuss lawyers and the different issues they face in society, like being rich and stuff. Or what to do when your butler calls in sick and you want fresh made waffles. 3 writing assignments, no final. Our first class discussed why lawyers are hated by society and a couple lawyer jokes were told.
• Family business seminar: this class was canceled this week because of snow. Had it been in session, it probably would have dealt with owning a family business and the legal issues that arise. Like when a family member takes money from your business and blows it all on a stripper named penelope. Not that this has happened to me, but just in case it does, i want to be prepared. Because a true friend stabs you in the front.
  

All in all, classes look good this term.

Youmotorboatingsonofabitch

School is back and im excited. Not that school is great, but two snowdays is enough to give this guy a bad case of cabin fever. So bad, in fact, that i was chasing cars making this face.

part 2

Snow day again. Yesterday was fun, but now im bored brainless and cant use my car to get anywhere.

Snow Day

The soft fluffy white stuff is coming down. School will likely be canceled shortly. Time to put on my sledding shoes.

No MLK love at my school.

Aside from the fact that everyone else has today off, I am happy to start my last term of law school. More importantly, I found out that I got a B- in Admin law, a class i thought i failed. I rock. So im celebrating the rest of the day; by working on my term paper. Anonymous stalker: still waiting for the birthday present you promised.

Because I can, part 4

Imagine how rough things are for me today. I only got 8 hours sleep instead of my usual 9.5. Exhausted...

reflection

How much has law school changed you? Probably not much if you aren't a law student. But for those like me, my self identity has changed drastically. As a mentor of mine, poignantly stated, "the law is a seductive bitch." It reels in creative, idealistic masses, and spits them out jaded and weary of what follows. The bar is a hoop as is the job hunt. We are drones, driven by the enormous debt, destined to take the best paying job we can get. Why? Because 1300 a month student loan payment isnt going to pay itself.

Still, I wouldnt trade it for anything. It was all worth it. Even through all the hell. Its one more arrow in my quiver. I dont feel like my peers; the last three years are not a waste. I look back at the last three years with fondness. How many of life's important choices come with the same conclusion?

Why the number 8 is hypocritical

Vacation is almost over and I dont have much to show for it. Well, unless you consider the fact that I have been averaging 9.5 hours of sleep a night, am in decent shape, and can still drop it like its hot.

I suppose i am pumped to start this term, mostly so i can get it over with. I have a 30 page paper that I am 4 pages deep on. I have a month to pick where to take the bar exam. I dont have a job, unless you consider fondling Victoria's Secret mannequins to be full time employment. I am, however, "rich" because of you guys. My dear readers. Even you, Anonymous Stalker, despite the fact that you are a forty year old man, creepily posting on my blog while parading around your parent's basement wearing Martha Stewart brand lingerie.

Alright. Good talk.

RIP The OC, alternatively titled: four seasons of "thats how we do it in the OC, Bitch!"

Apparently I have crappy taste in television shows. This is the only plausible theory considering all the shows I love get cancelled prematurely. First it was Fastlane, then North Shore, and now The OC. Do I love crappy shows or are the networks just trying to spite me?

Make every day count

The new year is upon us and i am looking forward to it! I started January 1st extremely optimistic, only to be pulled over and ticketed by an arrogant cop for failing to show proof of insurance. Turns out, my insurance card is in my bulky wallet that i havent been carrying around because its too bulky. Maybe i need a murse?

Anyway, aside from the encounter with the pig, the new year is off to a great start. I graduate in a few short months, im bound to win the lottery eventually, and global warming makes Oregon rain less. In all seriousness, things are looking up. Hope everyone had a great new year.