Cinco de mayonaise

You want annoying? I'll give you annoying. As im getting dressed yesterday morning, I turn on the news to check and see whether my pirate pants and bandanna are going to be enough to keep me warm throughout the day. Instead of the usual display of fender benders and predictions of rain, the TV was filthy with Jared from Subway. Not a commercial. An interview with Jared "im famous for the wrongest of reasons" Subway. Apparently he was in town hocking Subway's new "tastes and looks like shit sandwiches". I couldnt turn off the TV fast enough.

Later, as i drive home from school, i turn on my favorite radio station, ready to rock out to the greatest hits of the 80's, 90's and more! The phrase "Serenity now!" didnt do the moment justice. They were interviewing that stupid fuck again. 8 fucking great subs under 6 grams of fat. A sandwich interview on a fucking radio station?!!???

This world is going to shit. And fast.