The leprechaun is wearing a sombrero

Yours truly strolled into the Adidas factory store looking for a green soccer jersey to wear to the St. Patty's day celebrations Saturday night. Unbeknownst to me, the jersey i bought was actually for a Mexican soccer team, not an Irish team. That night, I wasnt at the pub 8 minutes before some chump went Britney avec l'umbrella on me. Hilarity ensued.