Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I didnt even cheat and look how it came out...

Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Non-sequitur

I have decided to take the Oregon Bar in July. No specific reason, I just cant find another place that compels me. Thought about Chicago and Seattle, but neither feel right at this point in my life.

This term has been the busiest of law school thus far, with a 30 page term paper, 15 credits, and an almost full time job. The job is treating me well. I am learning alot and my boss is great mentor. I look forward to finishing up school and starting practice.

Lately, I havent had much time for TV, although im guilty of watching Maui Fever and Miami Ink. Planning a Europe trip for after the bar.

Not sure how much longer I plan on continuing this blog. I just dont feel like sharing the details of my life like I used to. Hope everyone is doing well.

Monday, February 26, 2007

my last spring break ever

Where should I go for spring break? Vegas? New York? Anonymous Stalker's house?

Thursday, February 22, 2007

You know you're getting old when...

The cast of the Real World is full of people younger than you. I remember when they all seemed like grown ups to me.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Like omg, I'll do anything for beads!

Mardi Gras is uber-lame. Only men without game ask women to show their breasts. Only attention whores show them. And neither are the people you want asking or showing.

Monday, February 19, 2007

You are here


When the pressures of becoming a lawyer become too much, I take comfort in the fact that I can always move to Canada and become a snow bum.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Serenity Now!

Britney shaved her head. This is breaking news because..? The fact that CNN and every other major network is reporting this illustrates the extent to which society has decayed. Does anybody out there actually care about stuff that is relevant, like how the dollar has deteriorated in value over the last few years. Americans dont seem to give a shit about this. Mark my words: In 10 years, China and India will be kicking our asses economically, because we decided that Myspace and Perez Hilton were more important than educating our masses.

That deserted island is looking better day by day.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

A rare mushy post for the readers who actually pay for their subscriptions

I used to be a dweller. Whining about how things used to be. Wishing they would return to the way they are permanently frozen in my head. This wasnt healthy. Take control of the things you can change, and let life serve you up the rest. Happiness is not a destination, after all. It's a state of mind, and youre the only one who can change it.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy (Insert Made up Corporate Holiday Here)


Happy Valentines Day everybody. Do yourself a favor and carry a spoon all day. It will make gagging at the people in love all that much easier.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Karma

How quick we are to forget that the very way we treat others is exactly how someone down the line will treat us.

Monday, February 12, 2007

LA face with an oakland booty

The trip was fun until we got flagged at the border coming back. Customs agents are probably the most unpleasant people around, notwithstanding law students.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Shove off eh! Club unclefucker in full effiizzle

Its likely that by the time you read this I will be navigating the voluptuous slopes of Whistler, BC. Enjoy work and school bitches..

Monday, February 05, 2007

In Rex we Bust

Either im getting old or marketing companies are failing miserably. I laughed at the Doritos commercial and the ethicnically insensitive Budweiser ad. Other than that, i was sorely dissappointed. Not that i watched the second half or anything. Some of us have to work for a living. We cant all be blog-reading slackers.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Lightning strikes twice

Twice in two years i've caught a law student eating their boogers. Have we so few little food that we must resort to bodily discharge as nourishment?

Thursday, February 01, 2007

open letter to the stock market

Dear stock market,

Thank you for killing any hope i had of paying my law school debt down. In fact, with your recent downward spiral I will be lucky to send one of my eleven kids to college. Perhaps the only way you can make this world just again is by reuniting Guns n roses or neutering Paris Hilton. At the very least, give me my money back.

Yours truly,

Broke a$$