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Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Psych!
Some of you took the bait.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Alex the Great: Don't lecture me Ares. I see through the lies of the Conservatives. I do not fear the dark side as you do... I have peace, freedom and justice to my new Empire.
Ares: Your new Empire?!
Alex the Great: Don't make me kill you.
Ares: Alex... My allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!
Alex the Great: If you're not with me, then you are my enemy.
Ares: Only a Liberal deals in absolutes. [Ares pulls out his light sabre]
Ares: I will do what I must.
Alex the Great: You will try.
[Lightsaber duel]
Ares: I have failed you, Alex. I have failed you.
Alex the Great: I should have known the Conservatives were trying to take over.
Ares: Alex, Hillary Clinton is evil!
Alex the Great: From my point of view, the President Bush is evil!
Ares: Well, then you are lost!
[Lightsaber duel. Ares cuts off Alex's legs]
Ares: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Liberals, not join them! You were to bring balance to politics, not leave it in darkness!
[Cut to Operating table with Alex the Great being put into Darth Attornius armor]
Darth Attornius: Where is Abogada?
Hillary Clinton: It seems…in your anger….you transferred law schools….
Darth Attornius: What?! That’s not possible! No! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
2 comments:
Alex the Great: Don't lecture me Ares. I see through the lies of the Conservatives. I do not fear the dark side as you do... I have peace, freedom and justice to my new Empire.
Ares: Your new Empire?!
Alex the Great: Don't make me kill you.
Ares: Alex... My allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!
Alex the Great: If you're not with me, then you are my enemy.
Ares: Only a Liberal deals in absolutes.
[Ares pulls out his light sabre]
Ares: I will do what I must.
Alex the Great: You will try.
[Lightsaber duel]
Ares: I have failed you, Alex. I have failed you.
Alex the Great: I should have known the Conservatives were trying to take over.
Ares: Alex, Hillary Clinton is evil!
Alex the Great: From my point of view, the President Bush is evil!
Ares: Well, then you are lost!
[Lightsaber duel. Ares cuts off Alex's legs]
Ares: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Liberals, not join them! You were to bring balance to politics, not leave it in darkness!
[Cut to Operating table with Alex the Great being put into Darth Attornius armor]
Darth Attornius: Where is Abogada?
Hillary Clinton: It seems…in your anger….you transferred law schools….
Darth Attornius: What?! That’s not possible! No! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That very well may be the funniest comment I have ever seen on this blog! Awesome!
-Abogada
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