Saturday, December 11, 2004

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry

(what is going on in my head)

Who is she (Torts book pointing to Property book in my hand)?
That? Oh thats nothing (I gently put Property book down)
Hola, bitchola (Property book in Yenifer Lopez voice to Torts)?
Shutup Culo! (Torts to Property)

Then they fought. It was a hell of a slapfight. Hair flew, curious nerdy gunners came by hoping a body part would fly out. I snuck out during the fight and moved tables.

As i sit down, Ms. Contracts approaches.
Mind if i sit with you, she says?
I guess i have room for one more in my life. Besides, crim is outta town for another few days on a girls trip.

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