You should be proud. Its day #4 that I have kicked the sweet nectar known as caffeine. At least until finals next term. You didnt think i could actually walk away from the juice for good?
Being home is great. Instead of hearing my mom's long, drawn out stories about her daily escapades over the phone, I get all of that in person (you try acting interested for 2 hours about a grocery shopping story). Her wonderful cooking though makes up for all of that, and after all, i hear she went through a little trouble while in labor with me, so the least I can do is listen.
Civ Pro prof assigned us a 300 page novel about a coal mining accident that we have to read before the first day of class. It isnt bad so far, but didnt make for good reading on the plane. Parts of the book explaining about twisted bodies covered in coal dust being pulled out of the flood werent the best thoughts to have running in my head as we encountered turbulence at 37,00 feet.
Went to starbucks last night with my Jr. Investment banker friend. We talked about life, the good ol' fraternity days, and finalized our plans to take over the world. Yep, we are gonna take over the world, so any of you planning on doing that can just give up now. And as future rulers of the world here are a list of things that will change:
1) Jessica and Nick must divorce at once. Nick will be sent to the south pole, his 98 degrees melting the polar caps, causing global warming, thus pissing off the hippie neighbor that used to live next to my fraternity.
b) I will be allowed to bring a super soaker to class to douse annoying gunners and their laptops when they say stupid stuff in class. My junior investment banker friend will accompany me with 5 vats of evian water to refill the supersoaker because we all know that there are numerous gunners in our class. Why evian you ask? Because Catherine Zeta can, and so can I.
4) There will be no class on Thursdays so that everyone may watch the greatest show ever; The OC. Happy Christmakuh everyone.
5) Guns N Roses will be forced into coming out of retirement. Axl Rose will apologize to Slash, Duffy, Izzy and Matt. He will also have to apologize to us for that last attempt at a comeback.
6) All the individual study rooms at the law library will be dedicated solely to Billy Madison style reviewing.
7) All of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure will be transcribed from the text to the stomachs of ample bodied cheerleaders, bringing irony to the term coined in Turow's 1L, "learning to love the law".
8) And finally, to that annoying girl who walked in late everyday but did so only because you are hot and could get away with it, a seat next to me.
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