- if you dont have the decency to concisely write out your situation in your comment, the I am not going to spend my free time reading your fucking blog because you want your hit meter to go up.
- I seem to have lost the retainer check you sent me in the mail.
Again, read the second sentence of this post.
5 comments:
Don't you understand that your comment section is now the new space for spam. Instead of email people are filling op comment sections of blogs with spam. I wouldn't take it so personally.
Then don't read it- what's it to you? You seem to have a disorder where you think everyone is out to get you all of the time. Chill out.
Yah, Im the one with the disorder. And you are the anonymous one attempting to seek legal advice from a 2nd year law student. For free and without any compassion for saving me from reading your horrid blog. Then again, I still maintain that spammers are just attention whores looking for hits on their blogs.
Alex_slander the gr8,
I apologize profusely for my inane and utterly inappropriate remarks. It's just that I get so lonely, all scrunched up in my mother's basement like this. None of the girls will talk to me, and I find myself desperately hoping to be a victim of sniper fire so someone will acknowledge my existance (and my art sells).
Someday, when my delusions of grandure leave me and I seek out a real degree that pays a professional wage, I hope to retain your invaluable expertise, gained from countless hours of study and dedication.
I hereby promise forthwith, not to solicit free advice from total strangers on a blog dedicated to the difficulties of becoming a lawyer.
I also promise to differ myself from the endless sea of desitute art students by refraining from public transportation, washing daily, going outdoors during sunlight hours, wearing cotton instead of hemp, and eating a hamburger on occasion.
Once again, allow myself to abase....myself.... in your ridiculously handsome presence, and beg your scholarly indulgence. I hope one day to serve you a latte in your local Starbucks without forgetting to smile graciously when you let me keep the change.
I am kissing the computer screen now, I hope you felt it.
Sonny Shine
P.S. And same to your buddy Ope! Snicker Snicker!
Opie, that was pure genius!
~Snowy
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