A few 1L's joined us for lunch at orientation today. Sitting down to eat I was faced with a challenge. Should I:
a) warn them that their life as they know ceases to exist.
b) tell them that studying and outlining is useless for success in law school.
c) tell them to scarf their food down and go directly to the library
Well. I did neither. I did the noble thing. I told them that most of what they hear about first year is a myth and the only true thing to believe is that you should be studying until your eyes bleed every night until finals. The suckas bought it, hook, line, and sinka.
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