Faithful readers and loyal spammers:
It is apparent that Ope, Ares, Snowy, and Radeezy, and Puddles would rather comment on this blog (I am flattered gentlemen and lady) then on their own. In fact, Radeezy stood his own mother up for dinner because he was busy commenting on this blog. Either that or he didnt want to drive 10 minutes OUT OF THE PEARL WHERE HE HAS A CONDO if you havent heard by now.
So here is the grand idea. I am proposing a comment-off. Kind of like the walk off in Zoolander without the dirty underwear and Billy Zane. After all, is Billy Zane even a celebrity? Even Winona Rider is more of a celebrity than BZ. Anyway, off the subject here. In light of the theme of this blog, you are invited to comment on why Napoleon would or would not be a better president than W.
No distractions like quoting news sources, just plain old comment-off style. And Ares, dont try the underwear trick, we all know you dont wear em. Any references to Abogada and I will personally hire someone to squash your face like walnuts. Speaking of Walnuts, Snowy is in town. Next stop Bangersville. Let the games begin...
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MORTAL KOMBAAAAATTTT!!!
Da! Da! Da-da! Da! Da! Da-da!
FIGHT!!
(techno rave mix begins amongst a montague of special movies and fatality finishes)
GWB
Signature move: Cowboy Swagger.
NB
Signature move: Sitting up really straight on horseback to look you in the eye.
GWB +1
GWB
Signature Phrase: "We must endure."
NB
Signautre Phrase: "Divide and conquere!"
NB +1
GWB
Previous occupation: Jetfighter pilot
NB
Previous occupation: Calvary officer
Draw
GWB
Office: President of the USA
NB
Office: Emperor of France
GWB +1
GWB
Signature outfit: shirt sleaves rolled up with tie.
NB
Signature outfit: Field marshal uniform and giant hat.
NB +1
GWB
Family: Laura and two bodacious daughters
NB
Family: Reputed to be flaccid with Josephine. No kids.
GWB +1
GWB
Conquests: Afganistan and Iraq
NB
Conquests: Most of Europe
NB +1
GWB
Place of origin: Texas
NB
Place of origin: Isle of Corsica
GWB +1
GWB
Handles criticism by: Mostly ignoring it.
NB
Handles criticism by: Guillotine
NB +1
So folks! We have a draw!
I bet that Napoleon can't make all those cool funny faces that the W makes when he talks.
Bonaparte/Clinton (Hillary) in '08!!!
I've been to Napolean's Pad in the Louvre and the White House, but they pale in comparison to mine in the Pearl.
-Hollywood
I can't get into this one.
~snowy
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