Here's to you, Mr.All-over-your-girlfriend-in-the-library. The library linguist, not only do you disgust every single person trying to get an honest education, but you force them to observe your hedonistic spectacle while wearing tight-fitting clothes. Mr. Saves nothing for the imagination, you slurp on your girlfriend's ear so vigorously, her ear could possibly be the only slurpee left at 7-11 on a hot summer day. Mr. hands all over the place, you stop short of the full baseball game, but others around you feel like they should smoke an obligatory cigarette in honor of your conquest.
So heres to you, King Canoodler. And please, one small request. Take a few more minutes before you get out of your seat and walk around.
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Uh oh. Looks like there is a new "fifth floor" in town.
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