Thursday, February 16, 2006

Anything Less would be uncivilized.

Just because you became an accountant doesnt disqualify you from being my butler in 3 years. In fact, good butlers that can make a mean mojito are hard to find.

9 comments:

JArguien said...

Oh! Oh! I wanna be the pool boy!

But not your pool boy, the pool boy that you send over to other people's house with dead sexy desperate housewives to clean their pools.

And actually, I don't want to clean their pools either...

So why don't we just scrap the pool boy idea and you hook your buddy up once you're a high roller?

Abogada said...

Hmmmm..... I might need a pool boy eventually.

JArguien said...

Alex,

Time to break out the Scuba Steve outfit.

Anonymous said...

I will be your no account lay about.
I call couch!!!
~snowy

Anonymous said...

Actually, I change my job. I'll be in charge of your personal security.
~snowy

alex_slander the gr8 said...

If you ever seen abogada's abs, you should know that I dont need protection with her when she gets my back.

Anonymous said...

My abs are way better than hers.
How much can she squat?
~snowy

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Lack off the crack buddy.

1) Her abs are the best ive ever seen on a woman. They look good and are not overly defined.

2) you have a fat covering your abs.

3) She could run circles around you on the treadmill, Mr. I dont do cardio.

d) I could care less how much she squats. After she smiles at you (if your lucky) you woulndt care either.

Anonymous said...

No longer do I have baby fat on my abs, bulk phase is over and I'm in cut phase.
I may have a better smile too, many have told its enviable.
~snowy