Retraction

It is not everyday that you will get a public retraction from such a famous news and entertainment source. But here at 2Cents we aim to please, and want only to disseminate correct information. We would hereby like to retract our earlier statement that Abogada likes David Hasselhoff. Our mistake. In fact when she said that she liked David Hasselhoff, in actuality, she really mean to say David Duchovny (pronounced Duke of Knee). Unfortunately, being the kind boyfriend, I willingly took back the David Hasselhoff chaps and matching chest hair. Alas, the costume shop would not take it back due to the fact that that the fake chest hair was missing. Now im not saying that I pranced around the room wearing fake chest hair and pink underwear while impersonating the finest talent to grace Baywatch's set, but you get the picture.

Needless to say, I will still be showing up at the airport, sans Hasselhoff costume, but unless you have superglue remover, the chest hair is here to stay.

I am late for class.