The number two is significant today in many ways:
- Only Two days till my princess arrives.
- Radeezy will tell each person he talks to today that he lives in the pearl. Twice.
- Snowy will wake up and realize that his body is only number two, behind Petey.
- Puddles will wish he had gone number two on the sleeping porch so his nickname wouldnt be puddles.
- CW will exclaim that he is not number 2, but actually number 1 in the category of best litigator while wearing chaps.
- Ares.. well, this is a kids blog and you already know where im going with this. See #4 for inspiration.
- The number of minutes I have wasted typing this blog.
8 comments:
If it was a number 2 on the sleeping porch what would they call me? Pooples (Sounds like poop-lz), Splat, ScatMan, Stinker, or Logger? Am I missing the perfect name, or is it one of the above listed? I always wonder, who stepped in the puddle, since it was right in the middle of the walkway @ the top of the stairs. Most of the guys walked to bed with bare feet. I did see Megatron walk thru a puddle of vomit on his way to bed one time. He was so drunk he didn't wipe it off his feet before he got into bed. Good times!! I've got alot of sleeping porch stories. Do you remember when you moved my bed and had some chick take me up there and throw me on a box spring? I have never been as sore as when I woke up the next morning.
~Puddles in your mouth~
that was one of my best pranks ever.
well damn cletus, im sorry that i didnt discuss PF'ing or the booger du jour pour toi. Maybe you should move out of L'etats Unis, and va tu faire.
That is the literal translation, but it means giffy.
Where do you get the inspiration for this stuff?
What's wrong with pissing on the porch? You haven't lived until you did so.
What's your fetish with my place in the pearl? Oh...you didn't know? I live in the Pearl.
- Mayor of the Pearl
1. If i tell anyone where this stuff comes from, I will violate three Federal Statutes.
2. Radar has a place in the pearl.
3. Condos in the pearl are so yesterday. JK.
Tink: I think I am plateauing. Bulk phase?
Puddles: how about "lincoln logs"?
Radar: have you been giving out pearl necklaces as house warming gifts to guests on the grand tour of your condo in the pearl?
Abazaba: no premarital relations allowed w/ tink when you visit, he's saving himself for radar. I think its only for his condo.
Ares: does all of Texas really suck or just SA?
Buck C: amons says lets make a opera out of menace 2 society. I call sharif.
Ope: where are you in this blogging madness?
snowy: you sexy bitch, don't you ever die!
~snowy
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