Friday, December 02, 2005

Nerdy Jokes du jour

Is an attack outline's propensity to attack admissible to show that it cut my finger under the Federal Rules of Evidence?


What is stuffy, looks like a martha stewart living room, and smells like fish?


For these answers and condescending hygiene tips, meet me on the ninth green at 9pm.

2 comments:

JArguien said...

...and wear something nice.

Abogada said...

Answer to #1. The outline's propensity to attack is only admissible if your outline "opens the door" under FRE 404(a)(1). If he does so with a character witness- you can even cross examine on specific instances of conduct in addition to reputation and opinion in order to discredit the character witness!