Things You Wouldnt Expect to Write About In Law School

The wheels are in motion to get out of my lease. I sent a letter to my landlord via certified mail return receipt with a solid legal argument. I definitely have the cards in my favor for now.

For my sensitive readers ignore the following:

To the girlie in the front row:
You are not invisible. We see you. We hear the stupid things you say each and every class. What part of the midwest did you grow up in where it is acceptable to eat your own boogers. Its one thing to pick your nose in class, but decadently another to make them your breakfast. At one point I didnt know whether to vomit or ask you pass the salt. Either way, thank you, Booger Eating Gunner. I am so grossed out that I no longer need to spend the $5 on lunch.