Friday, February 11, 2005

Alexslander the Gr8 1, Slumlord 0

I just got back from the most royal ass kissing event ever. Slumlord and owner of the complex was surprised at the water damage in my apt. I told him I wanted out of my lease and he balked. I then showed him how I saved his ass by covering up the leaks and reminded him that it was WELL within my right to move out. He told me he would talk to the other owner and get back to me. 5 min later he called telling me I could move out whenever I wanted. 15 minutes later he called again and asked me not to sue them. Unfortunately, Johnny Cochrane is out of town for another month so the law suit will wait. For now, I need to find a new place to hang my hat; For two months.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned about back at... Stanford Law... was the modern proliferation of food poisoing claims against wealthy homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight?"
~Randell