I have cooled off a bit since my last post. I am now going to focus on bugging the crap out of the Associate Dean until she lets me in. I also want to discuss why my acceptance letter was dated November 2005. Unless she plans on rejecting me when I apply for an LLM, which right about now sounds worse than a lobotomy. Props to anyone who wishes to study more than they already do now.
Does anyone have some extra jack so I can make a donation to the school on my behalf. Not only will I be the next transfer student, but also the person the library is named after. While we are at it, lets name the school after me.(Queue the harp music. Enter my dream) Picture Alexslander the Gr8's school of Law and literal BS. Unfortunately, it will now be an all girls school. Except me.
The cafeteria will only serve skittles and Hooters wings (what i am told is the perfect sorority diet).
The admissions department will consist of me, entirely. I will review applications on a purely subjective basis. Things like mock trial club or saving ponies will only get you bonus points. I put no stock into the LSAT and consider anything above a 125 brilliant. My team of admissions carnies will promptly issue scholarships to anyone with a 130+.
The school mascot will be a unicorn wearing a black judges robe.
There will also be lockers so that I can relieve junior high and stuff bullies into lockers.
Yah, i could see it happening. Please donate some cashola please. Put your credit card number in the comments. Thank you.
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