28 going on 20

Turned in my bar application. Finishing up a paper then taking the week off to relax. Expect no posts, that way if you get one you'll be happier than shit. See you in a week.

Stankalicious

People need better self-breath perception. To me there is nothing worse than sitting next to someone in class that is breathing fire and talking your ear off. You know its bad when they yawn and five seconds later you get a tidal wave of stank. Fucking altoids people.

usted es apuro

This is what i dream about.

The leprechaun is wearing a sombrero

Yours truly strolled into the Adidas factory store looking for a green soccer jersey to wear to the St. Patty's day celebrations Saturday night. Unbeknownst to me, the jersey i bought was actually for a Mexican soccer team, not an Irish team. That night, I wasnt at the pub 8 minutes before some chump went Britney avec l'umbrella on me. Hilarity ensued.

Anonymous Stalker

I used to think you were someone outside of my law school, perhaps even female. Now I just think you are a buddy of mine playing a ridiculously long joke on me. Either way, its time you reveal yourself.

Throwing stones, but from a plexi-glass house..

One luxury of blogging is answering to the haters. Im talking about the people with their PHD's whose shallow existence revolves around exchanging barbs over the internet. Get a fucking life people.

No soup for you

What is the deal with the government imposing daylight savings time early this year? Since when is the earth's position in the universe a choice? Why cant we just eliminate news coverage of Britney Spears instead? Who else is not sleeping well besides me? Who is sick of my questions? How bout i use an exclamation point instead! All i want is some sleep!

I heart predictive text

Predictive texting is the primary reason men and women ineffectively communicate. Take, for example, a text I sent to a female friend yesterday. I was trying to text "Cant come over, working on my motorcyle and drinking beer while wearing a leather jacket and tattoing myself". Instead, the damn predictive text monster changed it to "cant wait to come over and watch sex and the city and massage your feet while eating bon bons!!" In case you were wondering, I still wore my leather jacket.

This hypo-glycemic post is brought to you by the number 6, and a helluva lot of caffeine.

Ello Sweethearts

Three times now I have tried writing a post and blogger/my computer keeps closing the window. So instead, you get this picture and a summary of what i already wrote. Law school is almost over. Life is pretty good now. Miserable people annoy me when they dont bother to change their environment. I dont plan as much as i used to. Instead, im flying by the seat of my pants. Except to Europe, where I will be flying on a Jet for the approximate amount of $1200.

Random Friday Musings

Had a great night last night. Started off with a few drinks with some classmates and ended up seeing a midnight showing of "300". Great movie, great cinematography, equally great character development. Not so great was the fact that I had to pee pee the entire movie but was too stubborn to go. If you can get to an IMAX to catch this one, i definitely recommend it.

Also, after my various trips to tattoo parlors and watching miami ink, i have discovered that i really like the art displayed in tattoo shops. The savvy tattoo shops would advertise the art and tie it in with their services. I should have bought that 5ft dragon painting when I saw it.

Timing

As usual, my timing sucks. I am thoroughly sick and tired of law school. I barely manage to stay conscious long enough to take some notes during class, and by take notes, i mean instant message. One small problem, this pobrecito has two months of classes left.

I need to shake this fever. My thirst for something non-law school related is insatiable.

The take over, the break's over

Scratch the patience crap. You want something, you have to work for it. Initially, I didnt think i was up for the challenge but then i got motivated. I know the odds are against me on this one, but that never stopped me before. Heads will roll, mountains will crumble, babies will cry, but more importantly I will know that I tried.

Patience

Sometimes things are simply out of your hands. No amount of effort or pursuit will get you the desired outcome. Sometimes you just have to wait, which is why patience is a virtue.

Pet Peeve #1,334,579

People who text message in all caps. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE YELLING AT ME!