Either way, practice your knife skillz. If i remember correctly, both ms.mccreepies suffered an unfortunate fate for their attractions. Better come forward now before you become creepy...
This was initially just a playful friendly-neighborhood blog stalker phenomenon but now it seems to have completely blown out of proportion.
To assuage any unrealistic fears you may have, I am tempted to finally let the cat out of the bag. Just to let you know, I am completely harmless. You have nothing to worry about. Ever.
I'd like to tell ya but you have to promise not to tell anyone. NO ONE!
(and the only reason I'm telling you now is that I want you to stop blogging about this and go back to blogging about more important things like your fascination w/O.C. or GnR or your impeccable fashion sense or your zany adventures in law school.)
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Ha-ha, that's funny but dontcha mean this?
A.S.
Either way, practice your knife skillz. If i remember correctly, both ms.mccreepies suffered an unfortunate fate for their attractions. Better come forward now before you become creepy...
One other Ancillary issue:
Do you look more like Erika Christensen or Glenn Close. My vote is for the former. Frizzy hair doesnt generally do it for me.
I like that you used the word "ancillary".
If I had to choose, probably Erika.
This was initially just a playful friendly-neighborhood blog stalker phenomenon but now it seems to have completely blown out of proportion.
To assuage any unrealistic fears you may have, I am tempted to finally let the cat out of the bag. Just to let you know, I am completely harmless. You have nothing to worry about. Ever.
I'd like to tell ya but you have to promise not to tell anyone. NO ONE!
(and the only reason I'm telling you now is that I want you to stop blogging about this and go back to blogging about more important things like your fascination w/O.C. or GnR or your impeccable fashion sense or your zany adventures in law school.)
-A.S.
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