Anonymous Stalker,
I know you are a law student. That much is obvious my your use of big words like sardonic and discern. But you are noooo stalker. By removing the blog you dedicated to me, you relegated yourself to an internet blog lurker. Stalker has such a better ring. So unless you intend to change your initials to I.B.L. (which is tad close to IBS dont you think?) you should just come clean and reveal yourself.
Sincerely,
This blog writer
4 comments:
How was your birthday? Seems like you may be a little bit older but alas, none the wiser. Hm, you should remedy that.
a) I'm not a law student. (My masochistic tendencies do not extend that far... good luck to ya.)
b) I had to remove the blog. (Insufficient bandwidth to accommodate all the .mov files I've videotaped of you since the inception of your blog.) *nice tightie-whities, btw*
c) I promise, if we ever meet up face to face again, I will tell you in person. But for now, just enjoy the ride. :)
-A.S.
I wouldn't know much about blue balls I'm afraid....unless it's being the cause of them...?
Anyways, I am not caught up on this anonymous stalker thing, but I want one too!
"A.S."
Alex Stalker?
A Sychophant?
Alex's Shadow?
Always Secret?
Almost Sadistic?
Alive (when) Sending?
Allias Situated?
(looking for) Anonymous Sex?
What the bloody hell mate? Hope this stalker of yours isn't sharpening an ice pick for ya...
Because theres a time and place for those kind of relationships and it's bloody called college. So straighten up mate and keep a wary eye out...and remember, if she shows up with a butcher's cleaver and her wedding dress...just keep her talkin' mate till Tyler gets home.
Then let him worry about it. He's good with girls like that.
Wait, did no one else notice that Alex wears tightie-whities? I'm not sure how I feel about that...
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