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Monday, March 13, 2006
Rant
There should be a statute against eating crunchy things in the library. Or at least a statute banning horses from the library. That would solve the noise problem and make this hippy library smell less.
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I think the prohibition against eating in the library already has one part of your desire covered. "The Library has made its law, now let it enforce it."
I f'ing hate that. A couple weeks ago, I got so ticked off by this person who was eating a whole bag of doritos, and crinkling the f'ing bag everytime they reached in to get a chip, then chewed them loudly, then would smack their lips after each chip. At that moment I was ready to go kick them in the face, but instead moved to another table far away from said noisy eater. ~snowy
Okay. I am that person who eats crunchy things in the library. I do lots of other things in the library that you aren't supposed to do there as well. In fact, that is why I stay away from the library. I hate that place!
I don't like going to the quiet part of the libary b/c its too quiet. So I would go to the part where its not so quiet, but certainly not loud. That is, until a bit ago. Now, every day this group of about 7-8 guys and girls sit there and talk, laugh, and cackle all f'ing day. They have all their books out and everything, but all they do is talk and eat. I think they think they are the cool kids. But, I am pretty sure they are also nerds. Thats right. The nerds have mutated into a some unbeatable nerd/cool kid monster. I need to call Old Glory Insurance. I hope they don't just cover you against robot attacks.
Oh I get it! You turned "Old Glory" into "Glory Hole"! Hahahahaha. I mean, they are virtually the same. Oh. Wait. No they're not. B/c one of the words is not even remotely the same, plus the other one is out of order. This folks, is what we call a streeeeeeeeeeeeetch.
10 comments:
I think the prohibition against eating in the library already has one part of your desire covered. "The Library has made its law, now let it enforce it."
The horses though ...
I dub thee "Chief Enforcing Officer". You can put that on your resume. Also, start dressing more intimidating. Like Turd, only less wrinkled.
I f'ing hate that. A couple weeks ago, I got so ticked off by this person who was eating a whole bag of doritos, and crinkling the f'ing bag everytime they reached in to get a chip, then chewed them loudly, then would smack their lips after each chip. At that moment I was ready to go kick them in the face, but instead moved to another table far away from said noisy eater.
~snowy
1. What is "f'ing"?
2. You are passive agressive.
You owe me 50 bucks for the therapy.
Okay. I am that person who eats crunchy things in the library. I do lots of other things in the library that you aren't supposed to do there as well. In fact, that is why I stay away from the library. I hate that place!
I don't like going to the quiet part of the libary b/c its too quiet. So I would go to the part where its not so quiet, but certainly not loud. That is, until a bit ago. Now, every day this group of about 7-8 guys and girls sit there and talk, laugh, and cackle all f'ing day. They have all their books out and everything, but all they do is talk and eat. I think they think they are the cool kids. But, I am pretty sure they are also nerds. Thats right. The nerds have mutated into a some unbeatable nerd/cool kid monster. I need to call Old Glory Insurance. I hope they don't just cover you against robot attacks.
Why does Turd need glory hole insurance?
Oh I get it! You turned "Old Glory" into "Glory Hole"! Hahahahaha. I mean, they are virtually the same. Oh. Wait. No they're not. B/c one of the words is not even remotely the same, plus the other one is out of order. This folks, is what we call a streeeeeeeeeeeeetch.
you still didnt answer the question Turd? Why the insurance?
I used to get mad when people confused me with JJ Redick, because that guys crossover is like molasses. Now im over it.
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