Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Proof that the end of the world is nigh

  • Yanni was arrested for domestic abuse, prompting critics to wonder whether the music made him do it.
  • Three Six Mafia won an Academy award.

Need I say mor-or-or-or-or-or-ore?

23 comments:

Abogada said...

Yanni huh? I forgot about him.

Abogada said...

Amen Ares! Preach on!

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Well, its not like all "white" culture is promoting healthy treatment of women. Look at Laguna Beach.

They arent real pimps anyway, in the true sense of the word. They are representing their bling, and for that I would give them an oscar.

If you want to talk about women's rights, perhaps join a club at my school, grow your leg hair out, and return your yanni cds.

alex_slander the gr8 said...

You make a good point. How bout broke back then. It won a shitload of awards (no pun intended).

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww Yeah! Anyway, Ares, it's all about freedom of contract. Her services, her fee, plus the fee for the hand that facilitated the transaction. My real beef with them is that they don't pay their taxes on that income. I mean, come ON! Have they even read IRC section 61? Keep morality out of the world!!!!!! Serious question though - conservative politically, economically, socially? Or are you liberally conservative?

alex_slander the gr8 said...

I personally think the commerce clause is what really has made america turn to shit. Plus the IRC doesnt really allow a good hair deduction so im never really recouping my basis on my hair "product".

For the record, Ares is very liberal, perhaps even uberliberal. He once killed a single army with his bare velcro-gloved hands.

Anonymous said...

I would hope Ares could do those things, being either the god of war himself or the god of war's namesake.

Was it silent velcro?

alex_slander the gr8 said...

It was soilent green and extra silent-veal-proof velcro.

Ares, you are the epitome of what every liberal man should embody. Your pink shirt says it all. Props to the man who reccomended it.

alex_slander the gr8 said...

They wont think were gay, they will think were liberated. Dont be so insensitive.

alex_slander the gr8 said...

haha. You just said "drag" following a post questioning your sexuality. Care to share anything?

Anonymous said...

Milhouse (singing): "When a man loves a woman..."

Lenny: "So, which one are you: the man or the woman?"

Carl: "Made the kid question his sexuality, well done!"

alex_slander the gr8 said...

If by "questioning your sexuality" you mean laugh at your propositions for "cuddle time" then yes, I have done that.

And your "bring her too" shirt is irrelevant as livestock cant read.

snap!

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Im tiny and furry compared to those who shave their arms, tan themselves, and wonder why they get hit on by dudes. Then again, maybe the attention is invited?

alex_slander the gr8 said...

At least I dont think Kathy Griffin is hot

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Actually, you just corroborated the gay theory by admitting you look at my crotch.

Super, thanks for asking

alex_slander the gr8 said...

The prosecution rests your Honor.

Anonymous said...

Wanna know how I know your gay? you referred to your hair gel as "product"
~snowy

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Look at the twinkies coming out to protect eachother. I wont have a three way slap fight.

Turd Ferguson said...

Vote Bacon '08

Anonymous said...

Man, do you guys ever have that one person that seems to be in all your classes, who consistently offers a poorly articulated argument that lacks any sort of common sense reasoning? I want to kick that guys teeth in every night whenever he raises his hand to speak.
~Snowy

Turd Ferguson said...

Just one person? You're lucky. I hate it when people give their opinions in class. Like I give a shit what you think.

alex_slander the gr8 said...

You most certainly give a shit about what i say. That is evidenced by the way you shout "preach on my brotha" after I talk in class.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Turd. Like I want to hear what anyone else has to say. I'm only interested in what I have to say, and maybe occasionally the thoughts of the professor. I'm pretty sure I am close to having everything figured out.
~Snowy