A question for the readers

I have a friend, who for the purposes of this post, we shall call Snot. Snot shaves his arms. Is this attractive ladies?

tryptophan residue

I've been sitting here in the library for four hours and i cant concentrate on anything. Finals just dont scare me like they used to. In fact nothing really scares me like it used to. Law school makes you numb.

End hypoglycemic rant.

Gobble Gobble mofo

Some days im green with envy over the things that other people have. Other days the envy provides me the motivation to go out and get these things for myself. When all is said and done, I truly have many things to be thankful for such as:

• My wonderful family and friends. Without you, things would be impossible.
• People who have stayed close despite rough times.
• My awesome dog Jack.
• My health.
• A wonderful Anonymous Stalker who really needs to identify herself, even though i know who you are. C'mon already. Just unveil yourself. Heh heh. Unveil.
• My annoying law school. While I despise you in several ways, I am truly thankful for the education I am receiving and the intellectual stimulation i get on a daily basis. Next year, admit all the hippies you want, cuz this capitalist is almost outta here.

Happy Turkey Day Everybody!

legal eeez

Legal translation of Entertainment Prof saying "im not going to test on this": Turn on instant messenger.

In more exciting news, this blog author is waiting for pics of anonymous stalker.

[Update: same prof just coined C+C Music Factory as "Rap Music". He's 70+ yrs old. And wears Roca Wear.]

I put the prude in jurisprudence

A classmate told me this blog has been boring lately. I wish i had more exciting things to post about, like how Anonymous Stalker sent me flowers and chocolates as an early birthday present. Or, i could post about how Michael Richards just passed up OJ Simpson for douchebag of the week. Or i coudl tell you about my rock hard abs and how they bring the girls to the yard. And they're like "its better than yours".

For my coup de gras i woudl like to invite the readers to submit a title for post, to which i will write a few sentences. Sometimes the puppet yanks back on the strings.

is this thing on?

The only thing worse than studying for finals, is studying for finals and writing a paper, and writing a presentation. So if you dont hear from me for a while, thats where i am. This term is proving to be more difficult than most in more ways than two.

I could blog about it, but airing my personal laundry on here just doesnt seem appropriate anymore. So consider yourself cut off.

PS. I am convinced i know the identity of Anonymous Stalker

If I did it, here's how it would have gone

A chick with a moustache made fun of me today. I took the high road. However, someone just got signed up on Gillette's product sample list.

Quote this

People say your supposed to "treat law school like a full time job." Fine. Today is the company picnic. Tomorrow is sleep with your secretary day.

The 23rd haunts me

I didnt get any studying this weekend and im proud of it. The rest of this month is going to be tough anyway.

Me like the music. Me love it when its hot hot hot.

This explains why im always sleeping with the window open.

Captain's log supplemental

I get carded more for R rated movies than i do for buying alcohol. Thats hot!

lofty mediocrity

I think it was Brad Pitt's character in Fight Club that said you arent truly free until you have completely given up. That is somewhat true from what i've experienced in law school. Take Administrative law for example. Even the threat of failure is not enough to take class seriously. I read and study but just cant follow class discussion. I even took one of my favorite profs for this class. Thus, i have given up for now. The final is in a month.

Joey is french for creepy mccreeperson

Apparently "Joey" is a name for "losers." Losers who have nothing better to do than copy my Myspace pictures and use them on their profile. Joey has even gone as far to add 86 ladies of the Columbus, Ohio area as friends using my glorious visage. I feel violated in every way that counts. More importantly, I'm looking for a friend who wants to do spring break in Columbus this year. No sense in letting Joey's hard work go to waste.


[Update: As of this morning, Joey has removed my pictures, replacing them with shots of him spreading nacho cheese all over his body, mainly on his feet. Different strokes i guess, but why do creepy people seem to be attracted to nacho cheese?]

Happy Birthday

Today would have been your 25th birthday. Rest in peace Nate.

We be tubbin

The bachelors thrice have a hot tub being delivered this week. Trouble will likely ensue.

Band of Horses

After a couple of beers, the Emo Monster reared its ugly head. I spent the rest of the night running from it.

Equine Musicians

So im going to see Band of Horses play tonight and everyone seems to laugh as if im going cow tipping or something. Someone even asked if Mr. Ed was playing drums.

Imagine if it was a real band of horses. The Budweiser Clydesdales would be the Insync of horse bands. Ashlee Simpson would be the Ashlee Simpson of horse bands. Awesome. You heard it here first folks.

Mount up.

Happy Birthday Eric

Happy Birthday little brother. Hope your day is great.