Sunday, May 07, 2006

Taxes are for Canadians

Federal Income Taxation is the worst class ever. Anyone who understands this class should be immediately shipped to Siberia for a reality check. Im pretty sure even Jack Bauer would get his ass kicked by this class.

Also a special hippie fuck you to this school for making me park really fucking far away so you can have that pity party called graduation. I hope someone farts and it lingers while you all bask in yesterday's glory. Fuck you. Fuck tax.

8 comments:

Abogada said...

Wow. You really need a hug :)

alex_slander the gr8 said...

Wasnt me, but i should have written "Fuck Anonymous".

Anonymous said...

What if anonymous is fat and ugly and has chlamydia. Would you still want to f*ck him/her?

Besides, if anonymous has to take the tax exam , anonymous's just desserts are on the way.

Good luck tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Jack Bauer took income tax, and let's just say that afterwards, any gifts to income tax's relatives were governed by 1014(a)(1) and not 102(a).

And anonymous...."I had took." Jack Bauer doesn't appreciate those who have no grasp of the English language.

Anonymous said...

Maybe thats is why I got the "-" on the A.

Anonymous said...

is the cost of buying a handgun to shoot anonymous a personal or business expense? what about meds for chlamydia? i suppose anonymous' mom gets to write it off as a business expense, if you pick up what i'm putting down.

btw- jack bauer totally wastes all those irs jerks in next week's episode.

JArguien said...

Heh...your mom does taxes!

Snap.

Mr. Hands said...

I kinda enjoyed tax. Perhaps it was the prof. So long as you remember that it is a policy class.. (ie there is no reason other then 218 MoC, 51 senators and a president decided one morning to do something) then it makes sense.

Of course, the most important provision is that for the purposes of like-kind exchange different sexed lifestock are NOT like kind.

That is key.