You cant handle the truth.

I really dont have much to say. Some might find that unbelievable. Cali was hot and humid.

The Hills are alive

Whoever said that MTV was not good for teaching life's lessons was full of shit. After watching 3 episodes of "the Hills" I have learned one of life's most important lessons:

Women would rather date hairy, unattractive losers, who have good fashion sense, rather than successful men.


Prove me wrong. I dare you.

Happy Birthday

True to form, I missed this blogs birthday. So happy belated 2nd birthday blog. Consequently, the blog is now in its terrible twos so expect terrible posts. In fact, if you have something you want me to write about on this blog, send it to me and I will write about it; terriblely.