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Oh its great to be a pirate,and sale wide blue seas,but I'd rather eat a skillet,that served at Applebee’s.Ye can loot all the Caribbean,and ransom the fair beauties,but fairer still to be seen,eating the steak at Applebee's.Kidnap the Governor’s daughter,And pledge yer matrimony.You'd better be partying proper,With drinks at your Applebee’s.Raft with Hick Finn and Tom Sawyer,Down the mighty Mississippi,I'll be quickly calling me lawyer,if you miss us at Applebee’s.Swab off the main mast,And clean out the dank galley,You'll be soon breaking yer fast,By eating at Applebee’s.Perhaps you'll face the gallows,or be marooned far out at sea.When they leave you in the shallows,Go look for an Applebee’s!Someday they'll surely hang you,And send you to see Davey.You'll find him eating without you,At his local dead Applebee’s.So cast out the tresses!And put on yer best Capri's!Remember to tip the waitress,who serves at Applebee’s!ARRR! AVAST!!
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Oh its great to be a pirate,
and sale wide blue seas,
but I'd rather eat a skillet,
that served at Applebee’s.
Ye can loot all the Caribbean,
and ransom the fair beauties,
but fairer still to be seen,
eating the steak at Applebee's.
Kidnap the Governor’s daughter,
And pledge yer matrimony.
You'd better be partying proper,
With drinks at your Applebee’s.
Raft with Hick Finn and Tom Sawyer,
Down the mighty Mississippi,
I'll be quickly calling me lawyer,
if you miss us at Applebee’s.
Swab off the main mast,
And clean out the dank galley,
You'll be soon breaking yer fast,
By eating at Applebee’s.
Perhaps you'll face the gallows,
or be marooned far out at sea.
When they leave you in the shallows,
Go look for an Applebee’s!
Someday they'll surely hang you,
And send you to see Davey.
You'll find him eating without you,
At his local dead Applebee’s.
So cast out the tresses!
And put on yer best Capri's!
Remember to tip the waitress,
who serves at Applebee’s!
ARRR! AVAST!!
Post a Comment