Monday, February 27, 2006
Ninja skills
An example of my super ninja like quickness: I was walking to class when I slowed down to check myself out in the window of the passing classroom. As I gazed at myself, I noticed that one of my books was slipping out of my hands. Without breaking eye contact with myself, I caught the book singlehandedly as it fell to the ground. Thats fast.
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Narcissism at its finest.
Instead of saving your book, you should have taken care of that huge boog hangin out of your nose.
We both know that I never have boogs, mostly because I employ 3 pygmies to eradicate them every morning.
Speaking of noses, does anyone here have a good tactic for getting rid of nose hair without it growing back thicker/stronger.
~snowy
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