Dear stock market,
Thank you for killing any hope i had of paying my law school debt down. In fact, with your recent downward spiral I will be lucky to send one of my eleven kids to college. Perhaps the only way you can make this world just again is by reuniting Guns n roses or neutering Paris Hilton. At the very least, give me my money back.
Yours truly,
Broke a$$
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Yes! Reunite GnR! Slash is hot.
btw - you picked bad stocks and you're going to have 11 kids? Maybe you should have signed your post "Dumb A$$" instead.
Paris Hilton is a female, so your would spay her. Neutering is reserved for any male that would try to impregnate her with what would undoubtedly become the devil's spawn.
Man I loathe her.
~snowy
I like Paris.
There really is no proof that Paris is female.
Bah! You can do anything with video these days bro.
I'm convinced PH is a cyborg. And the little dog she carries around in her purse is really a battery pack.
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