War Update

In other news, the war of attack outlines is raging in full force out here. False pretenses just moved in and surprised Marketable title using a flanking move used most notably by the great Mike Ditka. Many elements were lost, but unfortunately this is a repercussion of war. On the eastern front, Strict liability used its broad liability to corner False Imprisonment. Battery moved in to help FI but Assault came in and used the "no damage required for assault" technique to eliminate Battery.

President Barbri said the war on outlines will continue until we find weapons of stupid gunners. While we are not sure that these weapons or even the outlines are responsible for the mass terror of law students. A wide search of all the law schools has not produced any of these weapons so far, but this hasn't stopped president Barbri from furthering his "cause", leaving more elements subject to death. Proximate cause became mad at the claim that law schools had weapons of stupid gunners so he decided to run for president. Alas, the elements were split and PC did not win, so Barbri will be in office for 4 more years.

Meanwhile, the war continues. Negligence continues to be the all encompassing force to be reckoned with. Negligence doesn't have much to live for and has cost our elements many lives at the hands of suicide bombers. How many more elements will die before the war is considered futile and all an effort to further enrich President Barbri's assets? Only time will tell. Im Rodger Lodge, and until next time, stay beautiful America.